Virtual Reality

I'm sad that MySpace isn't doing so well online...I have decided to bring MySpace to real life!  I'm going to tell everyone about my private life in public spaces.  I'm going to stand in the lobby of other people's live performances and tell everyone coming in about my own show up the street.  I will actually follow people, spouting short bursts of random thoughts at them.  Most importantly, when someone says hi to me I'm going to pull out a boombox and play them a song...staring at them...unemotionally...until they tell me to stop.