Silent

I love watching bad movies (also known as B-Movies) with no sound.  It makes them good movies.  Which means they're no longer bad.  So I don't know how to describe them anymore.  Goodbye!

Joined at the Ligament

Combining words is fun.  All-inclusive can become 'Allclusive.'  Smelly face can become 'Smace.'  Chocolate tree can become 'Chocolatree.'  Fairy spigot can become 'Fa...Fai...igo...got...'

Nevermind, combining words can only lead to pain.

Virtual Reality

I'm sad that MySpace isn't doing so well online...I have decided to bring MySpace to real life!  I'm going to tell everyone about my private life in public spaces.  I'm going to stand in the lobby of other people's live performances and tell everyone coming in about my own show up the street.  I will actually follow people, spouting short bursts of random thoughts at them.  Most importantly, when someone says hi to me I'm going to pull out a boombox and play them a song...staring at them...unemotionally...until they tell me to stop.

Creepy

I'm asleep right now.  But I scheduled this to go online while I was asleep.  But I know I'm going to wake up just after it goes online.  Because I'll be creeped out.

Why do I do this to myself?

Boring Blog

Sometimes I wonder "How many times have I been up at 1:30 am...and what was I doing when I was up that late?"  Then I think "I know!  I'll write a blog and start documenting my 1:30 am adventures!"  And then I think "Normally I'm asleep, I guess I'll set an alarm and those days that I'm not already awake I'll wake myself up and document that I was asleep."  And then I realize that it was a stupid idea in the first place.

And then I write in my blog about each blog idea I came up with at 1:30 am in the morning.

You're Moved!

We're moving our office, but while carrying small items down the stairs in a box, I like to pretend I've been fired. I even cry.


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Mindless

I love reading Twitter.  Especially tweets written by musicians who don't realize how inane they sound.  I'm thinking of starting my own 'fake' artist Twitter account, and see if I can get fans.  My first tweet would be something like "Sitting in the studio...or not...nothing ever stops...keep pushin."  I can already imagine what song I would be recording.